I laugh at my own jokes.

 

SO MUCH CRAZY SHIT JUST HAPPENED.

you’re all a bunch of assholes.

Everyone I’m the world, basically. I don’t understand why people care so much about things that have zero affect on their lives. Whatthefuckever if I listen to the cheesy music on the radio, don’t eat meat, read books that aren’t super intellectual or inspiring, date total assholes, don’t follow politics or vote, believe in god, or come from a middle class family. Unless I’m actually causing you any personal harm, don’t share your opinions about my lifestyle unless I ask. Which I probably won’t do. I hope I never make someone feel bad about something they do that doesn’t affect my life, intentionally or not, it’s stupid and if you do it you suck.

I wish Albert Einstein was my grandpa.